I Ain't Missingno. At All
Every time you talk about
The glitch in your Game Boy game,
You use the same term when you name it.
I've seen it; It's always the same.
But there are two glitch pokémon,
Not just the one that you all name.
I hear its name when you mean me,
And it always makes me cringe.
Although we match in many ways,
It's never much more than the fringe.
It's not too hard to spot the differences
On which my protesting will hinge;
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
I'm Block 'M Chip; that's my name.
I ain't Missingno.! (Missingno.)
No matter that we look the same.
Well, do you ever stop to notice,
While you're Surfin' off of that island coast,
Lookin' for a glitch that you can exploit,
Just what type you encounter the most?
Different names and different levels
Should be enough to tell you who is who,
And if you're not convinced yet,
Well, we evolve differently too!
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
I'm Block 'M Chip; that's my name.
I ain't Missingno.! (Missingno.)
No matter that we look the same.
And we both got two Water Guns
And a Sky Attack, I'll agree,
But, baby, I sound like a Zapdos
And it sounds like a Sandshrew to me!
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
I'm Block 'M Chip; that's my name.
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
No matter that we look the same.
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
I ain't Missingno.! I exist by myself...
Oh, there are two glitch species,
Not just the one that you all name!
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
I'm Block 'M Chip; that's my name.
I ain't Missingno. at all! (Missingno.)
No matter that we look the same.
Ain't Missingno., I ain't Missingno....
I ain't Missingno., I exist by myself...
Ain't Missingno., I ain't Missingno....
I ain't Missingno., I ain't Missingno....
I ain't Missingno., I ain't Missingno., ain't Missingno., oh no...
No matter that we look the same, I ain't Missingno....
(fadeout)