Why Don't You Get a Job

by The Offspring

My friend's got a girlfriend;
Man he hates that

.
He tells me every day.
He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick,
In the worst kind of way."

She sits on her

;
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday,
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home.
Well, my friend,
You gotta say,

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way!
Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, no way!
Why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay.
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough,
Cause that girl's got expensive taste.

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way!
Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, no way!
Why don't you get a job?

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all,
But hey, man, free rides just don't come along every day!

Let me tell you about my other friend now...

My friend's got a boyfriend;
Man, she hates that

.
She tells me every day.
He wants more dinero just to stay at home,
Well my friend...
You gotta say...

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way!
Why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way, no way!
Why don't you get a job?

[repeat and fadeout]