Friend's Got a Ditto

by anonymous

My friend wants a Ditto,
"'Cause it's really strong."
He tells me every day,
"It changes into anything it can see."
Well my friend, you're gonna pay.

It'll just sit there while
You work your hands to the bone
To give it pokémon to copy.
It wants Mewtwo; you give it Magikarp.
Well, Ditto's got expensive taste.

It won't change, it won't change, no way!
Oh man, it wants a Hitmonchan!
Say no way, say no way, no way!
Make do with Nidoran!

My friend says his Ditto is really bad.
It even asked for a Ho-Oh.
It wants new pokémon every day.
Well my friend, I told you so.

It won't change, it won't change, no way!
Now it wants an Octillery
Say no way, say no way, no way!
Just change into a Krabby.

Well, it isn't easy battling with nothing at all!
So I guess free Ditto's don't come along every day.

Let me tell you 'bout by other friend now.

My friend's got a Ponyta and it's stuck up.
She tells me every day,
It won't let just any rider sit on it.
Well my friend, you gotta say...

[repeat chorus and fadeout]