Your Diet's Crazy
suggested by Superchu
Snorlax, what goes into you
Has got me wond'ring, what can I do?
Seems that it's all stomach-bound;
If you didn't have to stand on it, would you eat the ground?
Every time you look my way,
I'm always worried I'll be your entree!
Your diet's crazy, when you don't sleep;
You ate my flowers, my rake and my Jeep!
Woahohoh, Crazy, but I'm too weak to fight...
Snorlax, you have got an ugly appetite.
You are a horror to see;
Out of the forest and heading for me.
I fear, as through dinner you roam,
that you'll soon be eating me out of house and home!
Seeing you eat everything,
I'm simply hoping that past me you swing!
Your diet's crazy, when you don't sleep;
You ate my flowers, my rake and my Jeep!
Woahohoh, Crazy, but I'm too weak to fight...
Snorlax, you have got an ugly appetite.
[ad lib]
*BURP!*
You're diet's crazy, Snorlax;
You ate my rake and my Jeep!
And I'm too weak to fight...
Snorlax, You have got an ugly appetite!
Your diet's crazy, when you don't sleep;
You ate my flowers, my rake and my Jeep!
Woahohoh, Crazy, but I'm too weak to fight...
Snorlax, you have got an ugly appetite.
[fadeout on repeating chorus]