|Mothers of River city, heed that warning before it's too late. Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption. The minute your son leaves the house, does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee? Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime novel hidden in the corn crib? Is he starting to memorize jokes from "Captain Billy's Whiz Bang"? Are certain words creeping into his conversation, words like...like swell? Aha! And so's your old man! And so, my friends...|
Oh, we've got trouble. Yes, we're in terrible, terrible trouble.|
That game with fifteen numbered balls is the devil's tool!