Pokémon trainers, heed that warning before it's too late. Watch for the tell-tale signs of corruption. Do you find yourself constantly Surfing along eastern coasts? Do you have a Mr. Mime named neither Marcel nor Miles? A Jynx not named Lola? Do you have more than five Max Elixers? Are certain words creeping into your conversation, words like...like Missingno.? Aha! And Pokégods! And so, my friends...
Oh, we've got trouble. Yes, we're in terrible, terrible trouble.|
That evil Game Shark sends you all to hell in loads!